Therefore

MOM I’m back! Help get the groceries.

SOLOMON I’ll be there.

MOM I mean right now. It all goes in the freezer.

SOLOMON I’m watching something.

MOM Watch it later.

SOLOMON Nah.

MOM You better come right now, this minute, or— 

SOLOMON I’m coming down the stairs.

MOM Come down faster.

Two minutes later, we were on the couch

inside our living room