Stalker

"Actually, the word is not 'prodigal'. Prodigal means recklessly wasteful or extravagant. The word you should be using is 'genius', as an adjective."

"Stop it with the stupid digressions! Tell me what I want to know."

Although I am secretly thanking her for helping me dodge a bullet. I used the word "prodigal" to describe children in an essay I wrote about mental development. Although the actual meaning isn't too far from fact, I should probably fix that.

"If you're asking about why I'm so hot, it's not because I drink a ton of milk."